WIRED SHUT: Coultergeist Finally Shuts Up. You Are Now Free To Jump Up and Down In the Cabin.

I know it's wrong as a Christian to wish someone ill or to revel or delight in the pain and suffering of another, but the news that right-wing hate monger Ann Coulter recently had her jaw wired shut and for the foreseeable future will be unable to spew any of her hateful barbs has me all warm and fussy. Details on what happened and, more importantly, who we should thank for this momentous event, are sketchy. But whether she broke her jaw on her own, or had it broken for her is irrelevant. The important thing is her mouth will finally be shut! If you need any more evidence that there is a loving God, you need look no further.

This loathsome creature – I’d call her a woman but that would imply that she is human – has now been so marginalized that even right-wingers like Bill O’ Reilly and Laura Ingraham have distanced themselves from her. What is so great about this news is that her new book is due out in January and apparently she will be unable to go out on speaking engagements to promote it.

Everybody please repeat after me. Aahh Shucks!